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Wednesday, 14 June 2017

An Ode to My New Chromebook (Chromey)



Hey, shiny Chromebook (Chromey?),
Welcome to your new, er, homey.
In the past I've used and abused your kind,
The grey, the white, the silver- I didn't mind.


This time I want our relationship to last
a long time and not burn out so fast.
I promise not to cover you in crumbs,
You won't belong to the kids- you'll just be Mum's.

I won't spit coffee at your screen
over the funniest Youtube video I've ever seen.
I won't burn you with a scented candle-
(Can you believe I was such a middle class vandal?)

I won't melt your keys whilst drying my hair,
You soldiered (soldered?) on but I really didn't care.
Most of all I promise to never again drown you in Prosecco!
(Oh but surely what a fine way to go!).

You and me could do great things,
We could write wonderful words and get lots of pings.
I hope one day our words will make a difference for the better, but you need to know
If we do well and somehow make lots of money I will have to replace you with a  MacBook Pro.












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